BOBBY BROWN TO MENTOR OUR YOUTH AS PART OF HIS CRACK POSSESSION PLEA DEAL.

Just when you thought no one in their right mind (law officials included) would ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, deem Bobby Brown competent enough to mentor our youth of today, this happens: A judge gives Bobby Brown community service in his cocaine possession case and recommends he volunteer to mentor area youth. Bobby Brown? This dude is about as good a role model as Flavor Flav and Ike Turner--dead or alive. According to the Associated Press, Brown, 39, will not face criminal charges in the case, which stems from a Dec. 1 arrest at a Brockton hotel. Police said they were responding to a disturbance call at the hotel and found him sitting in an SUV in the parking lot with a small amount of cocaine in his possession. Brown's attorney said Tuesday a Brockton District Court clerk magistrate found no probable cause to issue a criminal complaint, but recommended that Brown volunteer to mentor young people, which is what he wanted to do all along. The singer - the estranged husband of Whitney Houston - will also have the incident wiped from his records if he stays out of trouble for the next year.

Now, that I've thought about it: 'Bobby Brown', 'mentor', 'youth,' and 'crack possession should never be used in the same sentence. Oh, well. Yall have a good day!
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